Sunday, May 1, 2016

Teacher Superlatives

            

As selected by the Class of 2016, here are the TEACHER
        FEMALE                                                  MALE

Most likely to survive The Hunger Games
Mrs. Cwynar
Mr. Simon/ Mr. De Porzio
Best hair
Mrs. Marino
Mr. Blank
Worst case of senioritis
Mrs. Conder
Mr. Goebel
Best sense of humor
Mrs. Brown
Mr. Parsons
Best personality
Mrs. McVicker
Mr. Blank
Most reliable
Ms. Palumbo
Mr. Neve
Best facial hair
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Mr. Petronelis
Most quiet
Mrs. Gabriel
Mr. Neve
Most talkative
Mrs. Conder
Mr. Barker
Best fashion
Mrs. Heasley
Mr. Simon
Most understanding
Ms. Palumbo
Mr. Cole
Most fun
Mrs. Brown
Mr. Miller
Best eyebrows
Ms. McVicker
Mr. Pavia
Most considerate
Mrs. Houk
Mr. Orelli
Best friends
Ms. Palumbo
Mr. Blank
Best school spirit
Mrs. Pastrick
Mr. Rich



Friendliest
Mrs. Vanasco
Mr. Petronelis
Best laugh
Mrs. Heasley
Mr. Barker
Best athlete
Mrs. Cwynar
Mr. Simon
Best to call in a fix
Mrs. Weisenstein
Mr. Goebel
Best speaker
Mrs. Cepro
Mr. Rich
Most parent-like
Ms. McVicker
Mr. Blank